Tuesday, January 15, 2008

UFO Response Team


A few days back, bizzflip asked the following question:
What are you more likely to see in San Francisco, a UFO flying overhead or an available parking space near where you want to be?

As a proud inhabitant of SF, I'll tell you that I rated the difficulty of this question "easy"; but I now decided it was time to downgrade it to "trivial". Not only is a mysterious UFO Response Team fearlessly making sure the City remains a UFO-free environment, but they also began taking some of the few parking spots that were still available...


Mea Culpa, January 16th
Ooops coming too close to the Proton Packs laying in the trunk of that car must have interfered with my brainwaves; I should be downgraded, as the question went up from "easy" to "slightly tricky".

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37 Comments:

Anonymous dmduncan said...

I got to your site because I did a Google search for "UFO RESPONSE TEAM." And why did I do a search for "UFO RESPONSE TEAM"??? Well, because the exact same type of car in your photo has been parking outside a place that I used to work. Thing is, I live in DENVER, and there was a sighting of that same type of car this morning. Publicity stunt?

April 18, 2008 2:50 PM  
Blogger Mathias said...

Denver? Wow, that's amazing - serving and protecting citizens from dangerous aliens does require some driving.
It could be a publicity stunt, of course. But why go for such an unlikely explanation, where the obvious answer is there - it's a new secret agency of the Government (capital G) to fight the alien invasion that has already begun. Of course, there is the question of why they would write about that in big letters on the car, but I am sure there is an explanation, too.

April 30, 2008 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw it in Portland, OR today!

June 29, 2008 11:07 PM  
Blogger Mathias said...

SFO / Denver / Portland, that's quite an area to cover! The UFO Response Team is definitely in need of funding.

June 30, 2008 10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just saw one on I-5 driving near olympia, WA ... what the hell is it?

July 1, 2008 12:41 AM  
Blogger Mathias said...

I say, something is cooking, and it's big! Time to stock up pasta and check that alien-proof bunker under the house...

July 1, 2008 12:52 AM  
Blogger K & R said...

Saw it on I-5 in Seattle today... Got on to the freeway from one of the downtown Seattle entry ramps, cut across 3-4 lanes of traffic at high speed and sped away at greater than 80 mph on the shoulder and then the car pool lane towards Portland...

July 7, 2008 10:38 PM  
Blogger Mathias said...

The UFO Response Team seems to be covering the entire West-Coast! So far, sightings are mostly in Seattle and San Francisco...

July 7, 2008 11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw it in SE Portland on 9/9

July 10, 2008 4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe you get results for this when you do a Google search!!! On 8/6 at about 11:15 pm I was stopped at the light on State and Haley in Santa Barbara, Ca. One of these UFO Response Team vehicles screeched into the middle of the intersection and parked! The driver and passenger turned the spotlights on, and aimed straight up into the sky. People weren't even honking? I'm assuming that's because people think it's a cop car if they can't see the writing on the trunk. Traffic was completely stopped for this! They just sat there for several minutes, and sped off....this was by far the weirdest thing I have ever witnessed. Do you think there are several of these vehicles or is it one crazy guy driving around the states?

August 7, 2008 12:03 AM  
Blogger Mathias said...

The saga continues, apparently. Portland, Santa Barbara - UFOs are all over. I believe it's one car; other pictures I saw looked like the same vehicle, but I can't be sure!
Wish I had seen the flashlight episode, that sounds cool...

August 7, 2008 6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are these guys? I just saw this same car is Albany, New York!!! Where are the UFO's?

August 16, 2008 9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last summer I saw the "UFO RESPONSE TEAM" on my trip to Oregon we were in the Badger Creek Wilderness in the Mt. Hood national forest. When I got to Portland I Google searched UFO in the northwest and there was a lot of activity just north of Mt. Hood, around Mt. Adams, Trout Lake?? Does anyone know what the deal is?? Are they here?

December 9, 2008 9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed this vehicle on the Bay Bridge about two weeks ago and thought I'd do a google search. The vehicle was traveling quite fast, but there was two me who looked like they were wearing suits. Now I don't know if this is Government affiliated or what. If there is an agency dealing with UFO investigations I think the public should know about this!

January 13, 2009 2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i saw this car in san jose with two other un marked cars they pulled up to a house on the east side kicked in the door brang out the resident put him in the back of the car and drove off.....the agents were all wearing 632 jackets in big yellow letters.......

January 30, 2009 6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw one yesterday driving behind me on the south side of golden gate park. I thought it was a cop about to pull me over, when he sped around me and turned into the park on 19th, maybe to head toward the bridge? I tried to follow for a bit, but he was dodging in and out of traffic too fast for me, clearly in some sort of a hurry to get somewhere.

February 2, 2009 11:24 AM  
Blogger Mathias said...

I really have to put up a map of the UFO Response Team activity! These guys have been busy, hope this doesn't mean the Great Invasion from the Skies is imminent... The secret lair seems to be around San Francisco, evidently, but the list of sightings goes now as far as Albany, New York. Respect!

February 15, 2009 6:06 PM  
Blogger thriver said...

me thinks the bay area is crawling with aliens.

saw one sleek and stealthy ufo response team car last night. my first sighting. it was crossing the bay bridge headed towards oakland/berkeley. apparently the team isn't afraid of a little rioting.

hopefully they get free donuts for patrolling the hood.

February 15, 2009 8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw the car driving south on the 101 through LA! We tried to follow it but it was going too fast for my man made yaris to keep up!

February 21, 2009 10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just saw it few hours ago parked in front of 7-11 on geary and 15th in san francisco.

March 22, 2009 3:32 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

WTF, I saw it last night in San Francisco at Delano's Market at 27th ave and Geary.

It has a bumper sticker that says "UFOS ARE REAL - The government doesn't exist."

It was really weird because it was parked in an employees only spot but there was NOBODY else shopping in the store at that time... VERY strange. Maybe my memory got wiped Men In Black style?

April 17, 2009 12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just saw the car down the street from my house in portland and the lady entering the passenger side was, well... either mysterious or rude. .. you be the judge... rude... people... are.... real!!!!!

April 28, 2009 9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw it on April 29 at 8:45 PM at exit 49 heading north on I-5 in Washington. It must being doing more than keeping Portland Wierd.

April 30, 2009 9:54 AM  
Blogger nickname said...

Southbound on I-5 north of Eugene Oregon on the afternoon of May 4 I was passed by this (or a similar) UFO Response Team car. It made a fast lane change behind me to pass a car in the left lane, and I saw it in my mirrors and thought it was a cop - spotlights, black car, white top. Then it changed lanes again and shot past me. Passenger in front seat was using a laptop. Couldn't see anyone or thing in the back - windows were tinted perhaps, I don't know ("It all happened so fast"). Saw the "UFOs are real" bumper sticker but oddly didn't pay attention to the plates. I THINK they were California tags.

May 5, 2009 3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://uforesponseteam.blogspot.com/

Welcome to the Official UFO RESPONSE TEAM blog.We have been in operation for nearly 3 years.We are a privately funded organization.We are currently based in California,Washington,Portland,and Denver. Our main goal is to collect information from individuals who may have had an encounter with any unidentified flying objects. Collecting information about sightings greatly increases our chances to prove that most (if not all) UFO's that are witnessed, are a product of our governments own technology. Please feel free to Leave any comments,or experiences of any sightings.

May 6, 2009 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today (7/8/09) at about 4:30PM, I was driving north in San Jose, CA on I880 in the far left lane, when I spotted what looked like a police car coming up on me very quickly (must have been 90-100 MPH). Initially, I was scared that I was being pulled-over for speeding, until I realised that I really wasn't driving much faster than the speed limit. Anyway, I pulled right to the middle lane of 880 to let the "cop" pass me, only to see the back of the car read "UFO RESPONSE TEAM". When I reached my destination at Cisco Systems, I logged onto the network to check this out, only to find this site with references to a "privately-funded organization whose main goal is to collect information from individuals who may have had an encounter with any unidentified flying objects". If anything, they should be stopped for driving at such high speeds and basically impersonating a police officer.

July 8, 2009 11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I live in Flagstaff Arizona. I witnessed 2 UFO response team vehicles heading twords Sedona. They were traveling very fast, and I didn't get a chance to read the plates. The plates were definatley from Arizona though.

October 6, 2009 1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a white UFO response team vehicle today while I was outside at work. I work in Portland, or right by the rose Quarter. It was strange the pulled down a dead end and slowly turned around. Couldn't see anything because of the tinted windows. Made me giggle

October 27, 2009 10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another sighting yesterday about 11:30 AM SB on Interstate 5 passing the 99W exit in Portland, OR. White with black writing on the trunk. Couldn't see the driver but it appeared to be a guy wearing a baseball cap.

November 12, 2009 10:17 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

45 minutes ago, SHORTLY BEFORE NOON ON 11/27/09,my husband called me on his cell phone to say he had just driven behind a White Crown Victria, with GOV license plates, officially labeled in bold black letters across the back, "UFO RESONSE TEAM" westbound on the Fremont Bridge into downtown Portland Oregeon. I came searching online to see if there is an elaborate hoax going on and found this thread. We happen to be amoung those with a long history of occasional sightings, going back to our childhoods and were aware of the current online predictions of UFO Disclosure, per Steven Greer's protocol. So it's hard not to get excited, because many have said today is the day! Maybe, they're trying to slowly and gently prepare the public to the reality of UFOs in our everyday midst?
Heather Sirotak Portland OR

November 27, 2009 12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sighting in NE Portland today

December 22, 2009 7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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December 30, 2009 3:28 AM  
Blogger GuitarFrost said...

Another sighting, smack dab in front of a Federal Building in Portland. Great photo op, so my wife snapped the shot.

January 11, 2010 2:05 PM  
Blogger Disquiet said...

Just saw it on Geary at 16th Avenue in San Francisco -- around 9:30pm.

January 19, 2010 10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sped past me on I84 between Arlington, OR and Pendleton, OR (3 hours East of Portland). What is the deal?

March 15, 2010 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the shoddy driving, the horrible grammar on their blog, and the use of a police color scheme that is mostly outdated mostly point to a hoax or a very misguided strange individual or individuals who need to get real jobs. and this is coming from a ufo believer and someone interested in the subject. clowns like this just make the subject even more laughable than it already is, and its shouldn't be at all.

March 23, 2010 6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heading I-84 Westbound, between Pendleton and Portland. Saw the car on 3/22/10 in the evening. Whatever these guys have going, probably not a bad gig running around chasing possible leads.

March 23, 2010 11:10 PM  

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